punkukulele:

fuck-fuenciado:

facts-i-just-made-up:

A Long Island Iced Bee
Made with Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Rum, and LIVE BEES.
The Long Island Iced Bee is becoming popular in college towns across America despite its noxious odor and the intense throat pain is causes. The bee sting venom is said to accentuate the alcohol for a smooth buzz, but doctors warn the drink can be fatal to those allergic to bees, and is extremely poor for any drinker’s health.

BEES ARE DYING AND WERE DRINKING THEM
NO BEES MEANS NO FOOD AND NO FOOD MEANS NO ANYTHING
WHY WOULD YOU DRINK BEES

you guys are so dumb look at the op’s url jfc you’ll believe anything on this stupid site

punkukulele:

fuck-fuenciado:

facts-i-just-made-up:

A Long Island Iced Bee

Made with Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Rum, and LIVE BEES.

The Long Island Iced Bee is becoming popular in college towns across America despite its noxious odor and the intense throat pain is causes. The bee sting venom is said to accentuate the alcohol for a smooth buzz, but doctors warn the drink can be fatal to those allergic to bees, and is extremely poor for any drinker’s health.

BEES ARE DYING AND WERE DRINKING THEM

NO BEES MEANS NO FOOD AND NO FOOD MEANS NO ANYTHING

WHY WOULD YOU DRINK BEES

you guys are so dumb look at the op’s url jfc you’ll believe anything on this stupid site

grevenz:

Im a nonthreatening feminist boy, come talk to me on Skype! talk to me on skype about your problems as a woman i sympathize i’m taking womens studies. I took women’s studies I know what ‘systematic’ means. Man I’m so horny today. Sorry. I’m sorry. I feel so bad. I just came out and said it. Inappropriate. What do you like to do when you’re horny? One feminist to another. Just normal feminist over here. What do you think of this unlabelled image of my cock? I sent it to you titled “image.PNG”. Are you surprised by its girth? I apologize. How rude of me. I’m so sorry. I really need to get better at this I’m sorry. I’m learning so much. All humans must go through growth and I know that better than anyone, I mean I’m in a women’s studies class right now. Liveblogging my women’s studies class.

grevenz:

Im a nonthreatening feminist boy, come talk to me on Skype! talk to me on skype about your problems as a woman i sympathize i’m taking womens studies. I took women’s studies I know what ‘systematic’ means. Man I’m so horny today. Sorry. I’m sorry. I feel so bad. I just came out and said it. Inappropriate. What do you like to do when you’re horny? One feminist to another. Just normal feminist over here. What do you think of this unlabelled image of my cock? I sent it to you titled “image.PNG”. Are you surprised by its girth? I apologize. How rude of me. I’m so sorry. I really need to get better at this I’m sorry. I’m learning so much. All humans must go through growth and I know that better than anyone, I mean I’m in a women’s studies class right now. Liveblogging my women’s studies class.

dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

image

How come, in the game of dr mario for the n64, did the secret ending story be Wario is a vampire and Mario is out to stop him?

Why was his strongest form metal dr mario?

Who are all of these other awesome characters?

It looks like someone originally made a story about a mad scientist, all these freaky colorful animals, and made the little blue guy in glasses the protag who fights against them

and then Nintendo said to slap mario and wario in there and rebrand it

what was the original story? will anyone tell us the original story of Spearhead??

TFWNOGF (That Feel When No waluiGF)

purplerupees:

Mario and Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter  Games is such a great game. It lets me live out my wildest fantasy.

purplerupees:

Mario and Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games is such a great game. It lets me live out my wildest fantasy.

Me as a Parent
Son: DAD!! DAD!! Our P.E. teacher made us do Crossfit today!!
Me: Son, it's not your fault, show me on the doll where this monster made you lose your gains.

new leak

new leak

I got 2 of every murloc card without crafting any of them so i think that’s a sign

I got 2 of every murloc card without crafting any of them so i think that’s a sign

Went to the gym today. Well, that’s my workout for September. I’m good for a month

mieuku:

31st weekly giveaway
hi guys^^ i will be hosting a weekly matchwigs giveaway where prizes include any wigs below $30 (which is 80% of the wigs there tbh and if you place their banner on ur blog its an additional $5 which makes up for 90% of the wigs) this giveaway will be different from most giveaways because it will be hosted literally every week so you guys have a really high chance of winning a free wig lol
keep in mind that because this is a weekly giveaway, the deadline is in 7 days whereas most giveaways last for months, so these will be done and over with really quickly so id join before the time is up
prizes:
$30 matchwigs.com voucher coupon code which can be used to purchase anything in store (shipping is free worldwide!)
$5 additional voucher will be awarded if the winning entry has the reblog banner on their blog. Instructions here.
rules:
reblog only once (from past experiences if u reblog more then once notes start disappearing and id rather not screencap every single note again)
likes will be disaqualified 
no giveaway blogs/inactive side blogs
must be following me (since this is for my followers)
giveaway is also open to my twitter followers, if u follow me on twitter but not on my tumblr you can still join. however, double the chance to win if you follow both my tumblr and twitter (send me your twitter on tumblr and ill add you to the end of the notes when i randomize the winner)
info
giveaway will start aug 29
end sept 4

mieuku:

31st weekly giveaway

hi guys^^ i will be hosting a weekly matchwigs giveaway where prizes include any wigs below $30 (which is 80% of the wigs there tbh and if you place their banner on ur blog its an additional $5 which makes up for 90% of the wigs) this giveaway will be different from most giveaways because it will be hosted literally every week so you guys have a really high chance of winning a free wig lol

keep in mind that because this is a weekly giveaway, the deadline is in 7 days whereas most giveaways last for months, so these will be done and over with really quickly so id join before the time is up

prizes:

  • $30 matchwigs.com voucher coupon code which can be used to purchase anything in store (shipping is free worldwide!)
  • $5 additional voucher will be awarded if the winning entry has the reblog banner on their blog. Instructions here.

rules:

  • reblog only once (from past experiences if u reblog more then once notes start disappearing and id rather not screencap every single note again)
  • likes will be disaqualified 
  • no giveaway blogs/inactive side blogs
  • must be following me (since this is for my followers)
  • giveaway is also open to my twitter followers, if u follow me on twitter but not on my tumblr you can still join. however, double the chance to win if you follow both my tumblr and twitter (send me your twitter on tumblr and ill add you to the end of the notes when i randomize the winner)

info

  • giveaway will start aug 29
  • end sept 4